What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say?

too weak.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs