What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.