What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.