What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.