What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.