Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!