Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.