Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.