Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr