Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.