Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob