What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.