What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.