Because all they do is break wind.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
He had a Freudian slip.
x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
A really strong gust of wind.
The NBA draft
Because it was a windbreaker.