What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !