What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !