Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!