What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show