What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it