What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified