What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy