What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy