How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..