How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Mine is the Ford F Series.

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Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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With a dustpan..