What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.