What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!