What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.