Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.