Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!