What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.