Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.