Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach