Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"