What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Because they got no body to dance with!

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver