Live Baby Jokes

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...