What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom