What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.