What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom