What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux