What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

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There's more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux