How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.