Germ Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.