What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.