What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.