What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.