How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.