Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?

Mike Tyson's inmate number.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater