What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan?

A twelf