How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin