How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin