How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few