How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.