What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes