What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.