HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
A jelly baby.
because it's 92.96 million miles away.
Misoyaki!
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
because you can never be too careful.
Daddy.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."