What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.