What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk