What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk