What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.