Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.