What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.