What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.