Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!