Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells