What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.