What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.