What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid