What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.