What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!