Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Cos 720 is 1

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He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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He spent all day on the web.

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A Paul Walker.

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Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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The dashboard.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.