What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.