Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS