What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.