Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.